“Rolling Stone” magazine is putting out a new “Special Collectors Issue,” which will include a countdown of The 100 Greatest Beatles Songs of All Time.

–The issue doesn’t hit newsstands until TOMORROW . . . but we have a preview for you now.  Here’s “Rolling Stone’s” Top 10 Greatest Beatles Songs:

#10.) “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” (1968)

#9.) “Come Together” (1969)

#8.) “Let It Be” (1970)

#7.) “Hey Jude” (1968)

#6.) “Something” (1969)

#5.) “In My Life” (1965)

#4.) “Yesterday” (1965)

And the top 3 Beatles tunes OF ALL TIME……

#3.) “Strawberry Fields Forever” (1967)

#2.) “I Want To Hold Your Hand” (1963)

#1.) “A Day in the Life” (1967)

You can read their mini write-ups on each song, beginning here:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/photos/28431/194023

U2 are currently on tour in Europe . . . and at a show in Finland on Saturday, they debuted a new song called “Every Breaking Wave”.  After the performance, BONO said, quote, “No one has heard that before . . . including the two of us.”

The song was originally supposed to be on U2’s last album, “No Line on the Horizon” . . . but at the last minute, it was kept off.  It’ll now be the first single off their next album, “Songs of Ascent”.  (–It doesn’t have a release date yet.)

Everyone knows that flying is more fun if you have a stiff drink or three.  But flight attendants aren’t bartenders, so if you want something more complicated than a rum and coke, you better know which ingredients to ask for.  So thanks to the wonderful people at “Esquire”, you can have a good stiff drink on a plane!  But remember don’t get too drunk or they’ll arrest you, and that’s just going to kill your buzz!

1) A Brandy, Rum, or Whiskey Sour:  You just need the liquor, the ice, a packet of sugar, and some lemon juice.  You can get that from the lemon wedges they use for hot tea.

2) A Tom Collins: You need gin, sugar, lemon juice, club soda, and ice, which are are available in the beverage cart.

3) A White Russian: Add two parts vodka and one part Kahlua to a cup of ice.  Then for the cream, either use milk or half-and-half.  The only dowside, assuming your flight even HAS Kahlua, is if there’s a two drink limit.  Because if the flight attendants are strict about it, they might not give you more than two little bottles of liquor during the flight.  And since a White Russian has vodka and Kahlua, you might have to use BOTH of your drinks to make one cocktail.

4) A Presbyterian:  The folks at “Esquire” say you should try this one first.  It’s equal parts Scotch and ginger ale over ice…and apparently it’s better than it sounds.

Recently, scientists unveiled a VW bug that runs on human waste called the “Bio-Bug”, a name as crappy as the stuff it runs on.  So enjoy today’s list of the Top Suggested Names for the Car that Runs on Crap.

The Crap-illac Poop-de ville….perfect for those that can’t get to the early bird special fast enough, and when they’re done with the meal they can fill up they tank!

The Mini Pooper…great for college students on the go!  They should have no problem keeping the tank full since everyone knows they’re full of s*%#!

The TP Cruiser…this one is great for family vacations.  You won’t have to stop at any rest stops because someone is prairie dogging… just pull the TP Cruiser over on the side of the road, the kids get a bathroom break and you fill up all at the same time.  No more candy bars, bag of chips, sodas, or anything else the kids spy in the gas stations.  You’re saving money and the Planet…you must be superman!

Did someone just fart or is that the “new car” smell?

In the new issue of “Rolling Stone“, the “True Blood” stars sat down and discussed it all.  More importantly they discussed just how naked they get during those infamous sex scenes.

For Alexandar Skarsgard, who plays Eric the vampire, it’s ALL THE WAY!  He says, quote, “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous.  If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked.  I’ve always been that way.”  Which is why Alexandar Skarsgard is my favorite…no wonder I love all those scenes with Eric!

Stephen Moyer, who plays Bill, DOES wear the sock.  But not because he’s ashamed of anything.  He says, quote, “I’ve got nothing to hide.  I just think it might be embarrassing for the crew.”  Which is kind of odd considering that most or all of his naked scenes are with his fiancé Anna Paquin who plays the wonderful Sookie Stackhouse.

Anna doesn’t go all the way, either.  She wears something called a patch…which just covers her girly bits…but not much else!