Watch out, ladies, he’s single again and on the prowl.  And if you see him in a bar and/or retirement center near you, be prepared for the best Larry King lines:

1) So, you into necrophilia?

2) No, that’s a catheter in my pocket…but I’m still happy to see you.

3) I’d love it if you talked dirty into my Miracle Ear.

4) You take my breath away.  Literally.  You’re standing on my oxygen hose.

5) Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?