Who knew that there are four Thanksgiving foods that act as natural aphrodisiacs and could put you in the mood?  According to a website called YourTango.com Thanksgiving Dinner may put you in a sexual state of mind!

1) PUMPKIN PIE - according to something called the “Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation” in Chicago, just the SMELL of pumpkin pie can increase blood flow in his man parts by 40%.

2) CRANBERRY SAUCE - That’s only if you use dried figs in your cranberry sauce.  Figs are high in Vitamin A, which helps blood flow and keeps your reproductive system pumping.  It’s just another reason to make your own cranberry sauce instead of that gelatinous goo that comes in the can!

3) SWEET POTATOES - It’s not 100% proven yet, but some researchers think large servings can increase a woman’s sex drive.  Plus, sweet potatoes are high in potassium, which can put men AND women in the mood by reducing stress.

4) CELERY - It’s in a ton of Thanksgiving recipes, and it contains a pheromone called androstenone.  Some animals secrete this when they’re ready to mate.  It’s not clear how it affects people, but a concentrated form of the pheromone is on the market, and some men swear they attract more women when they wear it.  And no guys, I have no idea where you can purchase this pheromone.  You’ll just have to google it yourselves.

The pre-sale tickets are outpacing “The Dark Knight”, “Harry Potter”, and any of the “Star Wars” films, no thanks to you.  Here’s the top reason why you won’t be seeing “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”:

*Those two things dangling between your legs called nads.

*You’re not on Team Jacob, OR Team Edward.  You’re on Team GROWN UP.

*It’s all about blood.  And you’re a Crip.

*A vampire show without Anna Paquin’s naked breasts?  Why even bother!

*Taylor Lautner’s abs ignite an embarassing drool issue. (That’s why I haven’t seen it….wait he’s over 18 right?  I’m changing the list then to the top reason I’m seeing “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” TAYLOR LAUTNER’S ABS!)

History was made in Oregon last week when the Cannibis Cafe, America’s first “marijuana cafe”, opened for business.  Score one for pot heads, but the name really sucks!  So here’s a few suggestions…

APPLEBONG’S

McMUNCHIES

STEAK N BAKE

INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES…AND WAFFLES…AND CANDY…AND ICE CREAM…AND CHIPS…AND A SANDWICH….AND ANOTHER SANDWICH (of course it would be way to costly to make the sign!)

THE OLIVE AND HERB GARDEN

And my personal favorite…

TACO BELL

Eddie Gossage- President of Texas Motor Speedway- has announced they are setting up payment plans for fans this year to make sure you can get the tickets you want to the races!  Unique idea…

For more information about TMS Tickets- go to http://www.texasmotorspeedway.com

Remember- you can hear Texas Motor Speedway’s Total Access with Brad Gillie every Saturday morning starting at 8am on 92.7 KTRX-FM. And be listening to KTRX for your chance to WIN TICKETS to TMS races this year!!!

CONGRATS TO MARTY HALL- OUR DECK MY RIDE WINNER!!!

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92.7 KTRX-FM & 95.7 KKAJ-FM
“DECK MY RIDE” CONTEST OFFICIAL RULES

No purchase Necessary to enter.

MUST BE 18 years of age or older with Valid I.D. to register and win.

LIMIT one entry per day, per person, per family, per location.

Listeners can register starting at 9am Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 (12/10/08) through 12 Noon on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 (12/22/08) at participating sponsor locations.

Entries must be on an official entry form.

Entry form must be filled out in its entirety and legible, including first and last name, address, & telephone number.

Entries that are more than ONE-PER-DAY-PER-PERSON-PER-FAMILY-PER-LOCATION or not filled out completely will be disqualified.

(1) One Grand Prize Winner will be randomly drawn from all entries collected from participating locations on Tuesday, December 23rd and announced during The KKAJ and KTRX Morning Shows sometime after 9am. Winning Listener will have 12 minutes to call 580-226-7699 or 580-226-2277 to claim their prize. If listener does not call back- another name will be announced and the Grand Prize package will be awarded to an alternate winner.

Prize package is non-transferable.

Odds of winning vary greatly depending on the number of qualifiers.

Entrants must be United States citizens.

Employees of LKCM Radio Group and their families, LKCM Radio Group subsidiaries, affiliated companies, sponsors, and employees of other Oklahoma and Texas Radio Stations are ineligible to register and/or win.

The sponsors, their parent companies, subsidiaries, affiliates, and agents, employees, partners, officers, directors, shareholders, attorneys, successors and assigns (herein referred to as “Related Parties”) assume no liability or responsibility for any prize once it is awarded, or any damage, loss or liability arising from the award, acceptance or use of the prize, and contest winners agree to release and hold harmless the related parties against any and all claims of liability arising directly or indirectly from the contest or prizes, the use of contest winner’s name, voice, photo, biographical information and/or likeness in connection therewith, and any personal injury (including death) to, or damage to property which may arise in connection with this contest, the prizes or their use.

Winner must present station representatives with a valid Picture I.D. before prizes will be awarded. If applicable, winner must fill out a w-9 form to receive a 1099 form at the end of the year & will be responsible for any and all applicable federal, state, or local taxes. Station representatives will notify winner when prizes, or certificates for prizes, should be picked up.

Winner will be responsible to schedule an installation date for the items included in the prize pack with Evolutions Car Audio. Installation of items included for most normal size vehicles. The Keyless start/entry system is available for Automatic Transmission vehicles only. Removal of old tint, old wiring or other excessive equipment is not included. Other vehicle restrictions may apply.

Entrants agree to abide by the terms of these official rules and by the decisions of LKCM Management and Evolutions Car Audio, which are final over all matters pertaining to the KKAJ & KTRX “Deck My Ride” Promotion.

All Rules Subject To Change Without Notice. Any changes will become effective once announced or posted on the station websites.

A Printed Copy Of These Official Contest Rules Can Be Picked Up At The Southern Oklahoma Radio Center Studios At 1205 Northglen Ardmore, OK 73401 Anytime Between 8am-5pm Monday-Friday.

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