Heft Lefty makes his 'Big' return

Jared Lorenzen was a big dude in high school, college and in the pros.

His career in football did land him a Super Bowl ring and the 320-pounder was recently spotted playing indoor football in the Carolinas.

Oh, right, he's a quarterback, not a lineman.

Check out this video of the Hefty Lefty, the Pilsbury Throwboy, the Chunky Chucker looking light on his feet... well, sorta.